Friday, June 17, 2011

On Rosie Huntington-Whitely

Aside from having the whitest name ever, I think I finally figured out what bothers me about the chick who ended up replacing Meagan Fox in Transformers 3. Fox wasn't exactly the best actress, and apparently she had a lousy attitude, but this girl looks like a shitty, squinty-eyed actress whose only redeeming feature is that she's by all appearances cool with being directed by Michael Bay to be a glorified masturbatory aid in a brutishly chauvinistic, testosterone-fueled explosion fantasy.

Here are a bunch of things I think Rosie Huntington-Whitely looks like:

A dumb bimbo doing a MySpace profile pic.

(Or a regular girl making fun of dumb bimbos.)

A douchebag.

A baby who has just eaten orange for the first time.

An actual orange.

 An exotic shorthair, just before it falls asleep.

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