Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Thoughts for the Day

"Hasn't anyone ever bothered to offer Macy Gray a throat lozenge of like some chamomile tea?"

"I saw two stars when I left work. Only two. Based on brightness and position in the West, I'm guessing 'Venus' and 'International Space Station.' Depressing."

"It's always nice to see young, white, upper-middle class babies adopting poor Asian grandparents.

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