Friday, May 25, 2012

On Health Care Pt 2

So I'm not gaining any coughing-based superpowers it seems.

Just mild, residual inflammation from the flu virus and, yeah, probably a pulled muscle in my side. Big freakin' deal.

So I've got a pain killer for that last one, and a super-low-dose steroid for the bronchial inflammation, which raises an interesting more.

I remember those "Ask Me" apps and games and quizzes that used to be on Facebook and MySpace back in the day. They used to have things like, "Do you think XXXXX has ever taken steroids?"

Well I'm on some right now. I paid $10 to some pimple-faced kid at my local CVS and I popped the first 6 after I downed a Dunkin breakfast sandwich and some milk. Have you ever had your ***** taken out? Yeah? Well then you've probably been on steroids.

Sorry, I didn't mean to get so worked up there. I don't know what came over me. I'm just gonna go over here now and dead lift about 600 pounds.

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