This Week In "Too Soon"

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• Looks like somebody hit 'Unlike' on the facebook IPO.

• Ah Ah Ah Ah Stayin' ali- Oh, never mind.

• Space X launched the first manable commercial space vehicle, carrying the ashes of Star Trek's original Scotty. After two aborts and a delay, he finally figured out how to give 'em everyt'ing she's got.

• Mass riot arrests in Quebec. Any Canadians other than college students protesting money issues would have dispersed pleasantly after they were asked to leave the first time.

• The Global Polio Eradication Initiative is encouraging emergency measures to combat resurgence of the disease. I'm not so sure. We could really use a hippie like FDR back in the White House.