A Sign of Things to Come

"Dear David,
My good friend Emily just went away. I need a new friend.
Will you be my friend? Let me know. Tell me something we can do.

*paw prints*
Your friend,
Little Bear


Dear Little Bear,

No. I do not like bears.

Your Friend,
David


This is what happens when you have a prodigy with a sense of humor and zero tolerance for neither busywork assignments nor ursine children's characters.

God that bear was stupid.