Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Drunken Master and Other Failed Kung-Fu Prodigies and Their Finishing Moves

















  • Drunken Master - Profuse Vomiting
  • Heroin Master - The Shakes
  • Weed Master - Sit On the Couch Watching Food Network
  • LSD Master - Trip Balls
  • Rohypnol Adept - I Forget
  • MDMA Master - Rub Up Against Things
  • Cocaine Sensei - JesusfuckingChristhithiminthefacealreadywhydontchacomeonjustdoitgoddamnitmoveoverIlldoitmyselfheremove!
  • The Crystal Meth Monk - Steal Your T.V.

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