Of Anal Sex

Dear Universe, please don't let my mother read this entry. Oymen.

It occurs to me that all girls should be having anal sex.

My reasoning:

1. Girls have anuses.
2. Girls do not poop.
3. Anuses must biologically do something.

Therefor, if it's not for things going out, it must be for things going in.

(Girl) Jo: DAVE, ALL GIRLS LOVE ANAL!
Me: I KNOW BUT I PROVED IT WITH SCIENCE!

"Science: It proves things. Like butts."