Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Money Making Strategies For The Unemployed

Get it? "
House-sitting. Ha."

This week I am playing the non-drinking driver half of a two-man paid beer tasting survey. Essentially, after gas expenses, I'm being paid something like $30 for sitting outside a Double Tree Hotel in Tarrytown for three 30-minute intervals.

After that, I'm house/dog/bird/plant-sitting my dad's house for about a week, giving me plenty of time to write, consume red meat and alcohol, sleep in, play with animals I do not have to keep and live in quiet solitude on a grassy hillside.

Now tell me again what the fuck you're doing with that paid marketing internship of yours.

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