Sunday, September 26, 2010

As Yet Even More Astrophysics Jokes!

(From AJ Classic, Even More…! and Still More…!)

  • If I ever had a girlfriend claim, even facetiously, to be a time traveler, I'm pretty sure I would just bend her over a table and start furiously nailing her paradox-causing vagina at superluminal velocities right then and there.
  • I'd bone a time traveler so hard that my tachyon penis would appear to be coming before it actually arrived.
  • When I take a date to see Back to the Future, I rev my fux capacitor up to 88mph.
  • Your mothers so fat her body's overcome tidal forces.
  • My Big Bang is preceded by my inflationary period.

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