- If I ever had a girlfriend claim, even facetiously, to be a time traveler, I'm pretty sure I would just bend her over a table and start furiously nailing her paradox-causing vagina at superluminal velocities right then and there.
- I'd bone a time traveler so hard that my tachyon penis would appear to be coming before it actually arrived.
- When I take a date to see Back to the Future, I rev my fux capacitor up to 88mph.
- Your mothers so fat her body's overcome tidal forces.
- My Big Bang is preceded by my inflationary period.
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