Wednesday, September 8, 2010

On Jersey Shore and Body Image

Seriously, this addiction to the train wreck that is Jersey Shore is starting to get to me.

I haven't felt this bad about the way my body looks since mid-nineties superheroes.


  1. I don't want to look like these steroid addled freaks of nature. I've just never been that type of person. I am happy with my tall and lanky physique and I don't think about it much or ever. But I do spend a lot of money on clothes and I dress 10x better than those unoriginal guido tools. Who the fuck still voluntarily wears Ed Hardy? Anybody who spends that much time gyming, tanning and laundering is a self absorbed douche bag. Real men have jobs, careers, girlfriends/wives and families and don't have the time to be in the gym and do steroids all day. These guys are obviously compensating for something by constantly working out, getting jack-o -lantern tans, waxing their eyebrows and plucking the pubes around their tiny manhoods.

  2. New policy: I now publish all comments longer than their original post.


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