Sunday, September 19, 2010

On Capitalism

I thought this was only fair, as I covered Socialism on Friday.

Capitalistic Names For My Genitals:
  • "Enron" - Because I lie about how big it's actually been growing.

  • "Goldman Sachs" - Because it collapses at the worst possible time.

  • "The Free Market" - Because no one should put any restrictions on where it can go or what it can do.

  • "" - Because I've certainly gotten a lot of use out of it myself, but someone else might want to play with it for a change.

  • "The Bear Market" - Because my family is quite furry.

  • "The Sock Exchange" - Because I'm packing?

  • "The Nikkei" - Because my numbers seem much larger in Japanese.

  • "E pluribus unum" - Because "out of many, one" certainly applies to sperm cells.

  • "John Maynard Keynes" - Because of "trickle down" economics.

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