Monday, September 27, 2010

On Batter Blasters

Hey, kids! What's the new culinary sensation that's sweeping the nation and sounds suspiciously like it was named after a porn star's junk?!

That's right! It's "Batter Blaster!"


Yup, that's the Cheeze-Whiz equivalent of pancakes, alright. However, it's also organic, so there's that, I guess.

I- No. You know what? This sounds hilarious. Hilarious and delicious. I want it. I want to eat this. I want to go to the supermarket trolling for Batter Blasters and I want to take it home when no one is around to see us, and I want to do it right in the kitchen and have batter blaster go into my mouth. I mean cook it first, obviously, but I want to taste blasted batter.

And if it could leave out the back door so the neighbor's don't see, that'd be great too.

2 comments :

  1. Hey look, Batter Blaster announces six new flavors coming in January: http://gizmodo.com/5647501/the-future-of-pancakes-is-in-a-spraycan-and-it-tastes-like-hickory-smoked-bacon

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