T-Shirt Slogans I Found on a Post-It Note

Technically, it was scrap paper, but that title didn't sound as awesome.

• "My other shirt is in the wash."
  
• "I hate every band you like."
  
• "My other shirt also has a unicorn." And then there's a silhouette of a unicorn.
  
• "I met Tommy Lee and all I got was hepatitis." (Substitute any more current celebrity and disease as they become relevant.)
  
• "Some days you're Schrödinger's cat and you aren't."
  
• "I divided by zero at [college name] and all I got was Ø."

Another idea simply reads "Ragin' Reagan." I have no idea what I was thinking. My guess is it was based off of "Reagan smash" from The Family Guy, but I vaguely recall it being more artistic and interesting somehow. Maybe a Cold War-era Soviet propaganda poster design? Oh well.