Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Even More Astrophysics Jokes!

  • String theorists do it with very tiny bondage rope.
  • Heisenberg can only tell you where he's doing it or how fast, not both.
  • Quantum physicists do it up or down as a bottom or a top with strangeness or charm.
  • Stephen Hawking does it in a chair.
  • Once an astrophysicist does it with dark matter she never goes back.
  • Unified Field theorists wish they only had to do it one way.
  • String theorists do it in eleven dimensions of spacetime, but seven of those are curled in on themselves and are negligible to an outside observer.
  • Twin astronauts do it at different rates, relativistically.
  • Astrophysicists require more energy to do it as they asymptotically approach C.
  • Astronomers studying supernovae do it with a long build-up and then a big finish.
  • Astronomers studying pulsars finish quickly but can start up again in a few minutes.
  • Astronomers do it in the dark of night.
  • Carl Sagan does it in a turtleneck.
[Stemming from this blog post with more over here and here.]

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