On Advertising

Body Man cologne is trying to tell me something.

Being astute, I have decoded that message as "If you wear the scent 'Body Heat' two very attractive women will want to grope you and have an interracial three-way. They will lick you."

Unfortunately I think the message includes a condition that I have to be a 6'4" half-black body builder first.

So yeah, that's definitely for me.