Defining Moments In A Young Girl's Life

This all stemmed from "Her First iPhone" which didn't even end up on the list. Went a completely other direction with the entry. On a side note: never do a Google Image search for "young girls [anything]." The results will not in any way be what you were looking for, unless of course you were looking for porn of questionable legality. Then, yeah, you'd get what you wanted.



Defining Moments In A Young Girl's Life:

• Her first slumber party
• Her first Party Dress
• Her first kiss
  
  
• Her first cell phone
• Her first cell phone with unlimited texting
  Her first SmartPhone
  
  
• Her first date
  
• Her first boyfriend
  
• Her first strapless dress
  
  
• Her first formal dance
• Her first time
• Her first time pretending it's her first time
  
• Her first time that doesn't suck
  
  
• Her first proposal
  
• The proposal she accepts
• The proposal she accepts which actually leads to her wedding
  
  
• Her first time imagining someone besides her husband during sex
• Her first time imagining that someone is Becky from the gym
• Her first time calling out Becky's name in bed
• Her first time being confused when her husband isn't upset with her calling out Becky's name in bed
• Her first threesome since college
• Her first book on cuckolding
  
  
• Her first roleplay
• Her first vinyl corset
• Her first riding crop
• Her first rope-and-pulley system
• Her first time with a large black dude she found on Craigslist while her husband is forced to watch
  
  
• Her first strap-on
• Her first piercing kit
• Her first time not hearing their safety word
• Her first time pretending she didn't hear their safety word
  
  
• Her first offense
• Her first deposition
• Her first cross-examination
• Her first manslaughter acquittal
• Her first negligent homicide conviction
  
  
• Her first time with a very different Becky
• Her first time snitching
• Her first time getting shanked
• Her first time shanking
  
  
• Her first parole
• Her first time seeing her kids in nine years
• Her first tell-all memoir
• Her first million