Failed Chuck Norris Facts

• Chuck Norris was born in Ryan, Oklahoma.
  
  
• Chuck Norris was in the U.S. air force.
  
  
• Chuck Norris halks bibles and exercise equipment on late night television because he loves Jesus and physical fitness.
  
  
• Bruce Lee killed a young Chuck Norris in Way of the Dragon.
  
  
• Chuck Norris does not believe in evolution.
  
  
• Chuck Norris' wife Gina is a lovely woman.
  
  
• If you have six apples and Chuck Norris has seven apples, and you take three of Chuck's apples, Chuck Norris will fucking kill you.