Monday, August 23, 2010

Failed Chuck Norris Facts

  • Chuck Norris was born in Ryan, Oklahoma.

  • Chuck Norris was in the U.S. air force.

  • Chuck Norris halks bibles and exercise equipment on late night television because he loves Jesus and physical fitness.

  • Bruce Lee killed a young Chuck Norris in Way of the Dragon.

  • Chuck Norris does not believe in evolution.

  • Chuck Norris' wife Gina is a lovely woman.

  • If you have six apples and Chuck Norris has seven apples, and you take three of Chuck's apples, Chuck Norris will fucking kill you.

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