Best/Worst Places to Cover Up A Fart

"Mongo just pawn in game of life."

Best:

1. Next to a kid making fart noises
2. Any rock concert
3. A Glade factory
4. Saturn's moon Titan
5. When you see someone lay down a Whoopee Cushion
6. About 33 minutes into Blazing Saddles

Worst:

1. An elevator
2. A coal mine
3. A hot air balloon
4. A wake, funeral, or any moment of silence
5. That one moment everyone gets quiet in The Star Spangled Banner right before "O'er the land of the free…"
6. Your colonoscopy