Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Best/Worst Places to Cover Up A Fart

"Mongo just pawn in game of life."
  1. Next to a kid making fart noises
  2. Any rock concert
  3. A Glade factory
  4. Saturn's moon Titan
  5. When you see someone lay down a Whoopee Cushion
  6. About 33 minutes into Blazing Saddles
  1. An elevator
  2. A coal mine
  3. A hot air balloon
  4. A wake, funeral, or any moment of silence
  5. That one moment everyone gets quiet in The Star Spangled Banner right before "O'er the land of the free…"
  6. Your colonoscopy

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