Sunday, January 8, 2012

On Inspiration

You know, one day soon I'm going to have to find a new source of inspiration for my humor, because the schtick of being jobless, penniless, sick and starving, and living with your mom is going to dry up.

I feel like those new days that come after start Monday when I register for benefits. Did you know companies will pay you for being sick? That's incredible.

On the up-side, I'm still going to be living with my mom, so I've got that going for me.

Alright, yeah, I've got red bedsheets, swords, lightsabers, toys, a lava lamp,
and comics, but the lava lamp is in my closet and I would
never bring
a girl over without hiding my ABC logo.

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