Fucking Dutch

There's not a single thing in this image that isn't a stereotype.
Just like any picture of the Wu-Tang Clan.

So my friend recently had a less than perfect sexual encounter with a citizen of The Netherlands, and this was the result:

• Close the boarders, and institute a double-bag customs check for all foreigners from now on.

• The little Dutch boy who stuck his finger in the dyke? Yeah, he's not welcome at that bar anymore.

• Knocking wooden boots.

• If you go Dutch, you both pay for it.

• "He came in my Holland now I'm regretting it."

• Keep the Netherlands out of your nether lands.

•  You should have given him one of their rudders instead.

•  Never bang a Dutchman. Bang a Dutchman, be careful of the Finnish.

• Vermeer painted a portrait of you and he called it "Girl With A Pearl Necklace."

•  I'm gonna have to van Gogh to the pharmacy.

Oh, and he was a drummer so this also happened:

•  You'd think he'd be better at using his stick.

•  Yeah, I'd hit that skin. 

• For someone who's supposed to keep time, he sure finished early.

•  I SHOULD HAVE NEVER TRUSTED THE RHYTHM METHOD.