Sunday, November 11, 2012

Fucking Dutch

There's not a single thing in this image that isn't a stereotype.
Just like any picture of the Wu-Tang Clan.


So my friend recently had a less than perfect sexual encounter with a citizen of The Netherlands, and this was the result:

  • Close the boarders, and institute a double-bag customs check for all foreigners from now on.
  • The little Dutch boy who stuck his finger in the dyke? Yeah, he's not welcome at that bar anymore.
  • Knocking wooden boots.
  • If you go Dutch, you both pay for it.
  • "He came in my Holland now I'm regretting it."
  • Keep the Netherlands out of your nether lands.
  •  You should have given him one of their rudders instead.
  •  Never bang a Dutchman. Bang a Dutchman, be careful of the Finnish.
  • Vermeer painted a portrait of you and he called it "Girl With A Pearl Necklace."
  •  I'm gonna have to van Gogh to the pharmacy.

Oh, and he was a drummer so this also happened:
  •  You'd think he'd be better at using his stick.
  •  Yeah, I'd hit that skin. 
  • For someone who's supposed to keep time, he sure finished early.
  •  I SHOULD HAVE NEVER TRUSTED THE RHYTHM METHOD.

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