Saturday, November 17, 2012

Idle Thoughts While Watching "Reign of Fire"


  • Why isn't Li'l Jon ever concerned with WHY?
  • Gerard Butler and Christian Bale should just fist fight in real life.
  • For that matter, I want to see a movie where, through a cooky misunderstanding, Liam Neeson and Harrison Ford come to believe the other has taken their family.
  • All you need to kill a dragon is incendiary rounds. Hell, I'm sure even phosphorus tracer rounds could do some damage in the right places, though their low velocity might hinder their stopping force enough to prevent penetration of the dragon's hide.
  • I love that 20 years into the apocalypse, Britons are still reenacting The Empire Strikes Back for children. Gotta keep the classics alive.
  • So Christian Bale is the first man to have seen a dragon alive in hundreds of years, understands their entire history, but Matthew McConaughey and the Americans are infinitely more badass and refuse to lay down and die. Yup, sounds about right for bi-continentals.
  • This movie is stupid.

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