Thursday, November 29, 2012

One Direction: Obscurity




I saw this in a checkout line today and just smiled.

So begins the media frenzy waiting for yet another tween celebrity/group to make the mistake of growing up and being real people. Now, MILFs, beer, and sexting are all apart of being a teenager—especially British teens, if the show Skins was any indication—so I'm glad to see these wholesome little shits get smeared for the first time. It's a right of passage. Like when Britney married her possibly gay childhood friend in Vegas, or how Miley smoked salvia, got tattooed, and is trying to turn into Pink.

Good luck, kids. Go get some.

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