Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Celebrity Names and How I Imagine They Are In Bed Based on That

  • Blake Lively - Passive and taciturn. You do all the work.
  • Bruce Springsteen A.K.A. "The Boss" - Actually rather gentle. Enjoys cuddling.
  • Jane Lynch - Involves asphyxia. Or black men. Since she's gay, I'm going with the former.

  • Lisa Lampanelli - Fucks lamps.

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