How To Make A Million Dollars, Pt. 2

As with all great genius, most of my best ideas come whilst taking a shower.

However, since I do not have enough hot water to work out all the logisitcs of many of these brilliant plans, I leave that to you, with the understanding that you will rightfully give me the credit once you've completed the workload.

• Bathmats with a cutout in the center of one side for the drain. Seriously, how many times have you stepped off the mat onto cold, slippery fiberglass because if you pulled the bathmat back far enough it would cover the drain? We design area rugs for the toilet like this, why not bathmats? You probably wouldn't order this off a "There's got to be a better way!" infomercial, but if it were sitting next to regular, lame, rectangular bathmats, you'd pay the equal amount for the added feature, wouldn't you?