Uncanny Resemblances

I'm not saying we all look alike, but my eye just lazily scurried over an image of Captain Morgan as it perused my Facebook feed, and I immediately mistook it for a picture of my father.

Once my brain almost immediately rejected this possibility (to this day, my father has never apologized for saying, "Fuck you," after I told him I'd unfriended him), my next question was why didn't I recognize this photo of myself.

All my life I had been tol I looked like my mom, but once I grew that goatee I became Fred 2.0.

Hopefully, the Devs managed to work out a few of the bugs from the last version.

I just don't want to go bald.