Glidden Paint Is Strong Enough For A Man, Made For Gender Stereotypes

Glidden Paint: Because all women aspire to look awesome in a sexy pair of heals. You know, even if you're incapable of hailing a cab in the middle of a city street while flailing wildly.

And sure, you're fully capable of painting your own house. You don't need a man for that. Which is great because you're apparently all capricious, vindictive defacers of wall space devoid of any communication skills higher than pre-smartphone text-speak.

But hey, I hear that's how Banksy started.