Thursday, April 7, 2011

Long Island Can Suck It

How is Long Island like a gay porno?
      There's a lot of fucking assholes.

How is Long Island like under your wife's sink?
      It's where you keep the douche bags.

How is Long Island like a 12 year old Thai prostitute?
      They're both flat.

How many Long Islanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
      Goddam, those guys'll just bang anything after a few beers, won't they?

I hope the Long Island serial killer is a gardener so we can start calling him the "Lawn Guyland Killer."

(I don't actually have anything against Long Island, beside the flat thing. However, a friend of mine hates the crap out of it. Take any complaints up with her.)

1 comment :

  1. Funny, but thought it was your grudge, glad you cleared it up.


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