Saturday, January 30, 2010

On Fitness

Times It Is Appropriate To Work Out
  • When your doctor tells you to
  • Before swimsuit season
  • Before Spring Break/vacation
  • When taking off your glasses to look at yourself naked in the mirror no longer brings with it the same thrill of positive body image it once did

Times It Is Not Appropriate To Work Out
  • While consoling your girlfriend at her grandfather's funeral
  • In a crowded elevator
  • At weddings
  • Any time The Jersey Shore is on T.V.

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