On IHOP

One of the best decisions you can ever make is driving 70 minutes each way after midnight to find the nearest 24-hour IHOP for their all-you-can-eat pancake combos.

One of the worse decisions is to try the butter pecan flavored syrup, but that's like saying it's a worse idea to have sex with twelve supermodels than it is to have sex with fourteen supermodels; either way you're still in pretty good shape.