People I Would Kill A Goat to Meet

• Alec Baldwin unless he's wearing a suit
  

• Kevin Smith from 1997
  
  
• Mitch Hedberg (pre-death)
  
  
• Lindsey Lohan (pre-Herbie)
  
  
• Angelina Jolie's OBGYN
  

• The writing team of How I Met Your Mother

• Lady Gaga's personal stylist
  
  
• Nathan Fillion