On Pandering, Part 4

Yeah, this is exactly what teenagers are like.

I think this is the end of my pandering. Partly because I can't think up any jokes about Estonia and partly because I'm tired of pandering to you losers, even if you get me a ton of hits now and I've surpassed 800 entries.

So to end Reader Appreciation Week as horribly as possible, here's me pandering to local teenagers from Carmel and Mahopac, NY. I'd include Illinois but that's too hard, and Texas but that's too easy.

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Oh man!

So the other day I got my dad to buy me an iPad and then I saw they came out with a new iPad today. It's cool. I'll probably break this one in a week anyway.

Dude! I'm TOTALLY gonna get laid next week! I saw this girl in the hall and she said, "Hey" to me. She TOTALLY wants my dick!

Don't you just HATE people who say it, "Ma-hoe-pack?" They're so maroonic….

Hey, Bro! You hear the new Owl City, bro? It's almost as good as Dave Mathews.


Alright, that's done. I don't like how much of my brain I have to shut off to talk like that. Maybe there'll be something interesting for the rest of the world tomorrow.