Friday, March 25, 2011

On Busting Mad Rhymes

"Ya know, I love the word 'merkin.'"
"Hahahahaha I love your brain."
"Stop jerkin' my merkin."
"…Would you jerk my gherkin? I'll promise not to wear a merkin. Or go a'lurkin'.…Actually, I'm almost done workin'."
"'Would you be interested in jerkin my gherkin?' Pssh stop jerkin' my merkin."
"I didn't really plan on 'jerkin' my gherkin' workin'. Sorry for the merkin jerkin'."

After you teach English majors about the aesthetic art of words, certain phrases just become hilarious. And after that, you will never appreciate them on as many levels as said word nerds.

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