On Poor Self Promotion

Recently, I've enjoyed a subtle spike in site traffic. Perhaps "enjoyed" is somewhat misleading.

It might be more accurate to say that I have become somewhat more popular as result of a recent British crackdown on the world's largest pedophilia ring. This, as people search frantically for information and images of said horror, possibly out of morbid curiosity, ave begun searching Google Images for the term "pedophile." Charming.

And yes, little demotivator poster in the top row? Third from the right? The one made from a somewhat suggestive clip out of a Nickelodeon Nick Jr. series? Yup. You shouldn't have to guess who that link belongs to.

On the upside, that post is titled "Woody Allen's Dilemma" and was written about Miley Cyrus a few years back. An update version is actually going into my book, so hopefully some of you will pay me to read the same thing a second time. Hopefully Mr. Allen also has a sense of humor.

I've seen Bananas so I think I'm good.