Thursday, June 21, 2012

On Bar Conversation

This post brought to you directly from the watering hole.

That's not her fault. Being a mets fan is genetic. It's an inherited disability.

Me: I'll hang one of their socks on the door. Or, just lift their wallet so they don't have a room key.
Dean: Or you could just use one of your socks.
Me: Fuck that, I have nice fucking socks.

Dean: Nah, girls in sports team clothes are cute, it doesn't matter what team.
Me: Oh please, in Boston? For you a Red Socks jersey works better than a dental dam.

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