Sunday, June 17, 2012

Who Buys Penthouse Letters?

A man bought nothing but a copy of Penthouse Letters yesterday. Ready? Go.

1. Because it reminds him of sharing dirty letters from girls back home with the other boy's in the fighting 53rd, back in W-W-2.

2. Is regular porn too offensive for his delicate sensibilities? Does the sight of naked lady pictorials qualify as distasteful, but the poorly formed lies of the full-length mailbag?

3. How far do you have to be removed from modern society to continue buying printed pornography? Is this something you simply can't ask your grandson to show you on the computer? Because you can get any porn you want these days, man. For free.

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