On Bathroom Reading

I found this book in a bar bathroom. Granted, it was a rather fancy bar, with a very fancy, clean bathroom (for a bar), but a bar bathroom nonetheless.

I have since looked up this "The Oatmeal Dot Com." And you know what? In their list of 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth?

Nowhere does it mention that whole 'separate a female from the pod and starve/sleep-deprive her until she has sex with all of you' dolphin gang-rape thing.

I feel like that'd be a very good reason to punch a dolphin.

That and Roy Scheider's show SeaQuest DSV. I loved it, but God, that was pretty awful.