- Only bring single girls back to your place. You do not want their boyfriend getting all riled up and busting down the giant, titanium-alloy door to your fortress.
- Have one pair of underwear you absolutely hate wearing. That pair is now motivation for Laundry Day. Alternately, it can be used as your "Earth-2" costume.
- Wash any cutlery, cooking implements, tableware or torture chambers immediately after use so you don't have to later when you're tired and lazy.
- If your roommate leaves dirty crap in the sink, throw acid in his face.
- Eventually, the guy you really hate is going to show up uninvited. Best to be courteous until he leaves, then exact you intricate and frightening revenge.
- Kill as many hookers and crack-heads as you want, so long as they weren't at one time somehow related to someone powerful.
- Henchmen/sublets will have more respect for your things than your regular cohorts. Because they're worried you might kill them.
- It is inappropriate to have a Batman poster hanging over your couch.
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